Florida Man Pub Sub Unisex Hoodie

Florida Man Unisex Hoodie – Chaos Never Looked This Cozy
You didn't choose the Florida Man life. The Florida Man life chose you, probably at a gas station, probably at 2am, probably involving a gator.

This hoodie was built for the legend who wrestles reptiles before breakfast, makes the news for the wrong reasons, and still shows up to the pub sub spot like nothing happened. Soft enough for the swamp, bold enough for the headlines.
Why you need this:

Warm enough to survive Florida winters (both of them)
Tough enough to wear while doing something inadvisable
Cool enough that people will ask where you got it right before they question your life choices

100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket, perfect for gator snacks
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood

⚠️ Sizing note: This hoodie runs small. Order one size up, you'll need the extra room for whatever chaos you're about to cause.
No alligators were harmed in the making of this hoodie. We can't say the same for the pub sub.

Want me to punch it up more or dial it back a little?